“I came by my storage unit to pick up some stuff just to find that someone cut my lock off and placed their own.”

“The way my wife cut the pizzas.”

“This is the third time sometime parked in my reserved spot. You best believe I called the tow company.”

“1 hour into a 10-hour flight and spilled the second beer I had begged for from the flight attendant all over my lap. Now I’m sitting in my mess reaking of pale ale for the next 9 hours.”

“My daughter purchased almost $400 worth of v bucks and other stuff on fortnite. (i cannot afford this)”

“My toaster lets you pick six different levels of how toasted you want your bread to be (6 being the most toasted). This was what I got for level 2.”

“I wondered why my chips had no flavor. All the seasonings were together in the shape of a rock.”

“Why do moms always do this.”

“Was planning on going to a concert, got replaced an hour before it started.”

“Fuel Efficient”

Oh….Okay.

“Seriously?!”

“All the food that my Starbucks throws away every night. All of this was made less than one hour ago. “

“Couldn’t just give pre printed dice?”

“Parents had me come to school on senior skip day.”

“Girl with a medical condition sensitive to strobing light went to an edm concert and was upset when they used strobing light.”

Dishwasher is broken. We each have a dish day. 6 people in the house. Sister never does her dishes on her day. Sink is 3ft deep and has been full for four days.